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You Can't Defeat Airman? I Can't Defeat Ballos!
I CAN'T DEFEAT BALLOS!
I'm playing Cave Story, and I am running through hell again and again, and in the same hall every time, I repeatedly die.
I never will give up, as I attempt to run under the frickin' tiles falling from the ceiling with low HP tonight!
And if I only had the fricking Spur,
then it would make it so much easier to beat this level,
But every time, somehow every time, somehow every time, I lose!
I can't defeat Ballos!
No matter how I try to dodge all his red angels, I am totally toast!
And even though I can laugh and pretend,
It's no use! I try to fight, but I get crushed to death in the end!
I ran under his kin,
But when I had to go against the man's red angels I was helpless again!
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan;
I'll keep my Life Pot saved in reserve just as long as I can!!
It just occurred to me, that I am starting to slip out of my lane!
This level design's successfully making me go insane!!
I never will give up, but fly
The Fabulously Fatal Fury Of Your Favorite Fawful
THE FABULOUSLY FATAL FURY OF YOUR FAVORITE FAWFUL
M&L 3 Final Boss Theme: http://youtu.be/Ckxy-i7Dc5U
You are nothing, you're just bluffing!
I am Fawful, god of all!
Allow me to laugh at you, you are so small!
Inside the belly of the beast who hates you oh-so-dearly!
You fight with flying colors but your costumes only merely
Hide, the fact that you have crapped in your underwear!
And you smell like a mare!
I'm the new ruler of the universe!
You are stupid ants, and my foot shall crush both of your...livers!
I measure that this world will soon explode!
Into confetti, and...soon you'll understand! Behold!
The stars are laughing at your incompetence!
Looking back in this contextual bliss...
The mustard of your doom, kind of makes sense!
Thunder and lightning everywhere, yet I am having chortles!
And now my burger's dripping ketchup and the blood of mortals!
I'll show you something that'll make you wish you were a waffle!
The fabulously fatal fury of your favorite Fawful!
Cave Story: Sarcastic Fools
La, la, la, la! La, la, la, la!
Aren't you proud of yourself, Doctor?
We couldn't feel any better!
You are a son of a gun, my friend!
So many wounds to mend! (Freaking asshole!)
You are so totally not an evil dictator, and I aren't a hater!
As you can see, education played a big role in this conversation!
Having the time of our lives, stuck here in slavery obeying your highness rules!
When'll you understand? We are being sarcastic fools! (We are your favorite tools!)
Lol-li-pops, and...rain-bows, oh, man!
Look at our faces and smile too!
We have a plan to repay you!
Thank you for not killing everyone!
I'll shoot you with a gun! (Shoots a bubble!)
We are the last of our kind! We are the most adorable little things on Earth!
King and Toroko are dead? Well, that just brings us such joyful mirth!
Why are you backing away? Are you afraid that we will rip all your innards out?
Now that you're locked in our cell, we're gonna make you into a shroud!
The Ballad Of Balrog: H. U. Z. Z. A. H.
If you can't tell from my shape, my name is Balrog!
People say I have the IQ of a drunken dog!
I am not some stupid boxer on Street Fighter!
If you question me I'll burn you with my lighter!
Hey, I bet you wanna know why I...
look like a frickin' toaster guy!
Well, it's because you're frickin' toast!
I'm the handsome servant of a witch!
I tell you, misery's a bitch!
I'll eat you for lunch and then boast!
With my brawn and your big brains, we'd make a great team!
But I feel perfectly fine with being a meme!
I am the secondary mascot of this game!
My HUZZAH contributed to Cave Story's fame!
I can smash right through your walls like the new Kool-Aid Man!
Before you know it, you will become my biggest fan!
I am rectangular and as strong as iron bricks!
You can go suck on the Mimigas' fat dicks!
If...you aren't gonna join me then...
I hope you know you'll never win!
You're just a scrawny little turd!
Oh, so you can jump like Mario?
Well, I am very sorry-o...
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